pope kisses el tayebIt’s 2012 and as we all know it’s the end of the world. The Mayans predicted hundreds of years ago, but forgot the mention exactly how it would end. Some believe that a killer asteroid would slam into the Earth leading to a fate similar to the dinosaurs some 2500 years ago. Others think it’ll be an old standby like war or disease. Then there are the religious types that think the seas will boil and some horsemen will ride into town and blah blah blah. They’re all wrong.

Pope Bendict XVI has uncovered the real truth. Forget about famine, war, disease, aliens, asteroids, and all that silly crap. The biggest threat to humanity’s very existence is gay marriage! Pope Benedict says:

“Pride of place goes to the family, based on the marriage of a man and a woman. This is not a simple social convention, but rather the fundamental cell of every society. Consequently, policies which undermine the family (gay marriage) threaten human dignity and the future of humanity itself.”

Words of wisdom from a man that, just a year ago, stated that pedophilia wasn’t an absolute evil.

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