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SNL–Jesus Lectures Tim Tebow & The Denver Broncos

Unless you live under a rock (or outside of the US), you’ve heard of the Denver Broncos’ quarterback Tim Tebow. He’s the one who credits Jesus for their six-game winning streak and just about everything else. Like most Christian athletes, Tebow doesn’t acknowledge hard work and skill as a possible cause for winning. And he definitely won’t [...]

Crayola Unveils New Jesus-Colored Crayon!

Crayola is known for their ridiculous names when it comes to colors. There’s Razzmatazz, Fuzzy Wuzzy Brown, and Jazzberry Jam just to name a few. As a matter of fact there are 133 colors and a variety of specialty ones from swirls to scents. But Crayola may have outdone themselves this time with the new Jesus-colored crayon! [...]

Christmas — The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

Ahhh Christmas! It’s that magical time of year when millions of people from all walks of life come together to observe the glorious birth of Jesus Christ. Whether its pepper spraying 20 fellow shoppers for an Xbox, rioting over a $2 waffle maker, or nonchalantly stepping over a dead man at Target to save that [...]

Bart Simpson In Now Auditing On New Operating Thetan 7

Congratulations Bart on your accomplishment! And to think I’m only on Operating Thetan 6. Oh well :( From LifeLineLive: Fox is having a cow over an automated voicemail message left by Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, recruiting attendees for a Church of Scientology event, reports USA TODAY’s Gary Levin. In the message, Cartwright, [...]

More Gay Skeletons Come Out Of Ted Haggard’s Closet

It seems like it was just yesterday when married evangelical pastor Ted Haggard, an anti-gay advocate, was caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Except that hand was actually his penis and the cookie jar was a gay prostitute’s ass. Hey don’t hate me, I’m just the messenger! Haggard and his family responded much [...]

I’m Not Out Of The Woods Yet…

I’m just two weeks in to my “comeback” and wouldn’t you know it… life has decided to dole out yet another blow. Last Thursday I was unfortunately laid off from work having fell victim to the sluggish economy :( Seeing as how this was my first time losing a job, I must say it’s quite [...]

Mary: Holy Mother Of God!

The Roman Catholic Church is upset over fashion designer Ricardo Oyarzun’s latest fashion show featuring models dressed as the Virgin Mary. The church carried on about how presenting the Virgin Mary as an object of consumption or something to that affect is wrong… blah blah blah. Oyarzun objected by saying this was about artistic expression [...]

ISLAM: The Way of Life of Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad

I gotta hand it to the Muslims of Broward County Florida for this little stunt. Not only did they surpass the Atheist Bus campaign in the UK, but they managed to do so in such a magnificent way. Fifty buses in the county’s fleet are scooting around town letting all the Jews and Christians know [...]

Religion Expelled For Bullying Students

For years now there has been a bully roaming the public schools in America. It’s been harassing students at school sponsored events, graduations, and even in the classroom with impunity. The few who stood up to it were often chastised by fellow students and ignored by faculty. There is hope though as two brave students [...]

Vatican Embarrassed By Virgin Mary?

Over the years there has been no shortage of religious people with overactive imaginations. They’ve seen Mary in the icebox, on grilled cheese sandwiches, in a bag of Funyuns, and even on a greasy pizza pan. The list unfortunately goes on. What’s fascinating is the amount of press that these stories have received. For instance, [...]